STATIC - The Seventh Edition!
April 15th, 2009
Bill Graham Auditorium | San Francisco, California
Attendance: 6,988

Onto Your Own Self Destruction
Escaping, endeavoring, they’re all a matter of choice…

It’s all a matter or acceptance.

When things are no longer in your control…

It all comes down to chance.

If things get out of hand…

That’s when everything falls to pieces.

That’s when it begins to break down.

That’s when it all leads to your own self destruction.

It’s only a matter of time.

A video recap of eScape began to play for the fans at home as well as inside of the Bill Graham Auditorium. It didn’t last long. The cameras brought the scene inside of the arena, viewing the audience All the while, “Heart Shaped Glasses” Marilyn Manson began to play. That didn’t last long either.

“Welcome everyone!” Ryan Harms said after the camera brought the fans at home to the announcer’s table. All the while, the music faded away. “It’s been some time since you’ve seen us. And if you missed Escape all of those weeks ago, you can now watch it on our official website. Regardless, fans, I’m Ryan Harms. And tonight, I’m joined as always by my broadcast partner…”

Like always, he was interrupted by Bill, “And wrestling’s REAL boy toy, Bill Yeager.”

Ryan simply rolled his eyes. “Escape was truly an unbelievable, historic event that will never be forgotten. As some of you may know, both the SHOWorld Championship as well as the SHOWPrimetime Championship were retained. Surely, this night is going to lead to great repercussions, especially with the way Nik VanCore kept his title.”

Bill scoffed. “Damn it, Ryan.” He said, “Will you get off your high horse already? The stuff in your toilet stinks too. Both Uncensored and nVc knew what they were getting into when they stepped foot in that cage. We knew we should expect anything. Now, come off it already!”

Ryan sighed. “Bill, I knew anything could happen in there. That still doesn’t make it right.”



No Respect
Suddenly, the cameras cut to the locker room of Team No Respect. Nik VanCore sat on a fully stretched out on a leather recliner. On the armrest, camera left, laid the SHOWorld Championship. Camera right, Chyler Lockhart was leaning over him feeding him grapes off of the vine. Behind her, Dagan was sitting at a desk using a laptop. Farther off in the distance Stevie K. sat alone.

“It’s like they don’t care,” Dagan said as he turned around to look over at VanCore and Chyler. “We’re the future. We’re going to take over and destroy SHOWrestling. And we can’t even get a mention anywhere!”

“Relax,” nVc told the muscle of the group, having swallowed a grape. “With what we’ve got coming, they’re going to be taking notice soon enough. Everything we’ve accomplished thus far will look like a molehill compared to the mountain still to come.”

“Yeah,” Stevie said, barely being heard, “and when exactly is that going to happen?”

Nik tried to talk, but Chyler shoved a grape in his mouth. “Stevie, honey, Nik is right. There is nothing for you to worry about. When he feels it’s the right time, he’s going to shake up the entire wrestling world! They’ll HAVE to take notice! And they will.”

“Whatever,” Stevie scoffed even lower that any of his previous words.

Chyler bent down and kissed Nik VanCore on the cheek. “Babe,” she told him as she stood up. “I’m going to go get a bottle of water. Do you want one?”

“Yeah and grab a veggie platter from catering too.” nVc demanded. “I can’t believe they didn’t fully provide us with these things. What do they think this is, the men’s locker room or something?”

Chyler chuckled as she walked towards the door. Before exiting, she turned around to look at her lover one last time. “You boys play nice, now.” She told all of them. She walked out and closed the door behind her.

VanCore put his hands back behind his head and situated the rest of his body, getting more comfortable again. “It’s only a matter of time, boys.”



Some Assistance Required
Morpheus was sitting at his desk, talking on the phone in his office, “Alright, what the hell is going on? First he shows up at Escape, now, apparently he hacked the website. Is he in the building tonight?” Morpheus waited for a response. “Look, all I know is that someone was in my office. They went through some of my things. There's a whole stack of papers missing.” Again, with the waiting. “Very important papers, yes. Well, fine, just... I’ll make sure to get someone on it.”

Morpheus slammed the phone down to hang it up. He was absolutely irate. The door to his office opened. The same man that was talking to SHOWrestling’s President of Operations at eScape had walked into the room.

“You said you wanted to see me, sir?” The man said.

“Yeah,” Morpheus said. He rubbed his face with both hands while he took a big breath. “Alright, I need you to talk with the head of security. Have him look for the ‘smiley’ guy I have a feeling he’s somewhere in the building tonight.”

“Yes sir. Right away, sir.” The man started to make his way out of the room.

However, Morpheus stopped him. “Oh, and by the way, do you know if anyone has seen Uncensored tonight?” Morpheus asked.

“Not that I’m aware, sir.” The man told him.

Morpheus nodded and said, “Alright,” even if it was hard to understand. Morpheus moved his hand in the universal sign language for “go away.”

Before the man exited, Morpheus said, “I’ve got to make my announcement soon.” When the door closed, Morpheus said, “What the hell are we going to do now?”



No Disqualifications
Brian Douglas and "Ziggy" Wagge D. vs. Troy Adams


Once again, the fans were brought to the arena. A whole lot of nothing seemed to be going on after the segment with Morpheus. Surely, there was a point to all of this, innit?

Finally…

“(I’m Gonna Love Ya) Till Ya Drop” by 4SUM began playing on the stereo systems. A bit of a mixed reaction was heard. Seeing as STATIC was being broadcasted from San Francisco tonight, it should have probably been expected.

“Ziggy” Wagge D. pushed through the curtains. He wasn’t alone. About two seconds behind him was Brian Douglas. Ziggy made the situation a little awkward when he gave his partner a slap across the buttocks.

“I think there is only one thing we can agree on, Bill.” Ryan said in his headset. “These two are truly the worst pairing I’ve ever seen.”

“You’ve got that right,” Bill confirmed. “They seem to fit right in with this crowd in San Francisco, though.”

Brian shrugged it off, trying to keep his inner feelings locked inside of his thoughts. They made their way down to the ring with little to no one truly caring. When they reached ringside, the pop culture hit dimmed away and the cameras stopped following the duo.

-It’s been awhile
 Since I could hold my head up high
 And it's been awhile since I first saw you
 And it's been awhile since I could stand on my own two feet again
 And it's been awhile since I could call you-
 
“It’s Been Awhile” by Staind began to play inside of the San Diego Sports Arena. However, it stopped rather abruptly when “Live for This” by Hatebreed took over anything audible. The fans’ reaction turned into a loud roar of boos instantly.

No one would like to see the presence of Troy Adams. Not on their best day.

Much to their dismay, Adams was making his way through the curtains. He was brought a few things with him. He had the Undisputed SHOWHardcore Championship around his waist. A chair was held in his left hand while a microphone was secured in his right.

“Hold on you faggots,” Troy said into the microphone, looking dead at the team in the ring. The cameras briefly showed their reaction. “I’m not stepping a FOOT in that ring until I get a few fucking things off of my chest.”

Adams paused while he looked around at the furious crowd. “At Escape, I proved I would do anything to get what I want. I’m not some push over that the people in the back seem to think I am.” Another pause. This one was force upon him due to the ever apparent anatomical chant from the spectators. “Sadistic is nothing more than a phony freak. One of these days, I’m going to fucking prove it.”

He pointed at his championship. “This belt means more than anything to me!” Adams said. “I’ve had plenty of them in the past, sure. This takes the cake. This tells all of you that I am undis-fucking-sputedly more hardcore than ANYONE in the world. My agreement with SHOWrestling gives me a very comfortable option. I don’t have to defend this championship, EVER. Unless, of course, I want to.”

Another pause. This time the crowd told him how he had lead them to boredom. “The Golden Gate Bridge is fucking boring!” He yelled at them. Pause for more boos. “Apparently, in two weeks, we’re going to have a little pay-per-view called Destruction. Sadistic. If you’ve got the fucking balls. You’ll bring your dumb ass there. I’ll defend this belt. But ONLY if you put that mask on the line. If I win, I’ll expose you for the creep that you are. You give me an answer, prick!”

He was done playing to the crowd. Now, it was time to focus on his upcoming match. He looked back in the ring. “By the way, this match WILL be no disqualifications!”

Troy Adams dropped the microphone and walked towards the ring.

Adams slid into the ring. He must’ve underestimated his opponents. They began stomping him right away. He didn’t feel the blows. Adrenaline was rushing throughout all of his body. He was undoubtedly tougher than both of them.

He was able to get to his knees where he drove the top of the chair into both of their rib cages. He stood up and smacked the both of them upside the head with the chair. They both fell to the mat at the exact same time.

“Seriously, Bill,” Ryan said. “Morpheus has got to work out a better deal with Adams’ agents. This is getting ridiculous.”

Bill scoffed. “Didn’t you just tell me how much you hate these two?”

“I wouldn’t say hate, Bill.” Ryan reassured. “But no one deserves this kind of punishment.”

Troy unstrapped the title from his waist and tossed it aside. He grabbed on to the steel chair with both hands once again. Afterwards, he drove the steel piece of furniture into Brian Douglas’ face. He followed suit with Ziggy feeling the punishment.

Troy Adams unfolded the steel chair and set it in the middle of the ring. He stepped through the ropes and landed on the floor below. Quickly, Adams looked under the ring and pulled out yet another steel chair.

Once more, Troy rolled under the bottom rope and stood to his feet. He unfolded the second steel chair and put it about two or three feet away from the first seat.

Slowly, both Douglas and Ziggy started to stir. Brian was the first one of them to stand up. However, he found himself bending backwards with Troy’s arm wrapped around his throat. Ziggy was soon in the same predicament.

DOUBLE VIOLENT INTENTIONS~!

“THERE IT IS!” Bill shouted in excitement. “These two have taken quite the beating in the past, but this is histerical!”

Ryan was obviously and completely disgusted. “Will you ever learn, Bill? Can you just ONCE feel compassion for another human being?”

“What’s compassion?”

The thud from the chairs and the duo’s skulls cracking against them was easily sickening. Troy rolled Douglas closer to his partner before placing a hand on the both of them.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

WINNER: Troy Adams



Title vs. Mask?
The bell rang three times. After the third, the lights died. Completely. There was nothing but a couple of camera flashes scattered about in the crowd.

“What’s going on?” Ryan asked. Bill couldn’t muster up an answer.

Suddenly, a spotlight was shone in the ring. It was close to the announcer’s booth. Adams noticed the illumination and turned around. He, along with most anyone watching, noticed something in the light.

He walked over to it. It was at least a replica of Sadistic’s mask. Troy picked it up. The cameras were able to see that on the center of the forehead, “YES” had been written.

“Sadistic has accepted Troy’s challenge!” Ryan said with enthusiasm. “There’s no way in HELL Sadistic will ever let Troy Adams take his mask. Finally, Adams’ beat down will be imminent!”

“What happened to all of that compassion crap?” Bill asked.



Boredom Kills
Once again, the cameras managed to get an inside view of Team No Respect’s locker room. It didn’t appear as if the SHOWorld Champion had even moved a muscle. He was in the exact same position with the exact same expression on his face.

Dagan and Stevie were off in the distance, apparently sharing a secretive conversation.

“I’m fuckin’ bored, man.” Nik VanCore borderline shouted as he sat up straight in the chair. He shot to his feet. “Where the hell is Chyler? Have any of you guys heard from her?” Both of his teammates shook their heads. “What the hell, man? What’s taking her so damn long? This is bullshit.”

“Don’t worry, Nik.” Dagan said. “I’m sure she’s fine.”

“Worried?” nVc said, taking some offense to what Dagan had suggested. “Who’s worried? I’m not fuckin’ worried!” VanCore walked towards the both of them. “What the hell’s your problem, bro?” nVc walked right up to Dagan.

“Chill out, dude!” Stevie said. “Morpheus is about to make some sort of announcement. I think we all know what we need to do.”

Nik VanCore nodded. “I know what I need to do. You guys stay here and wait for Chyler. Morpheus is going to get what’s coming to him.”

nVc walked towards the door. He walked out of the camera’s view. Dagan and Stevie stayed there and just shook their heads.



Unnecessary?
Morpheus was standing at the gorilla position. He was listening to TNR’s segment playing on a monitor somewhere in the nearby vicinity. He let out a big breath and started mouthing some words to himself.

“Morph,” the familiar voice called out. Morpheus’ stress level had immediately risen as soon as he heard it. Uncensored approached him from behind. “Are you sure we need to go through with all of this?”

“All of what, Will?” Morpheus asked, unconcerned.

Uncensored was agitated at the question. “You know that whole segment we filmed earlier. I really don’t think it would make much sense. Isn’t it just going to hurt my credibility in the fans’ eyes?”

“Will,” Morpheus began, “We can’t just change it now. Nik doesn’t know what it’s in for out there.”

“Why can’t I just challenge him, you know, like a normal face would?” Uncensored shot back.

“Just stop it, Will.” Morpheus told him. “You’ll be fine. Why would we want to be normal? Why would nVc accept your challenge. This makes the most sense.” Morpheus sort of went off on a bit of a tangent. “Look, I know how you feel about this sort of thing. Just trust me, alright?”

“Fine. Whatever.” Uncensored said. He was going to continue to speak. But “Walk” by Pantera played in the arena. That was Morpheus’ cue. Uncensored was still visibly unsettled.



Everything or Nothing at All
As “Walk” by Pantera played inside of the Bill Graham Auditorium the fans looked on in anticipation of what, exactly, they could expect, given the state of mind Morpheus has been in ever since the rebirth of SHOWrestling. Now, he was apparently set to make some sort of an announcement.

Morpheus walked onto the stage with confidence. He nodded at the fans and simply continued to walk towards the ring.

“I would sure hate to be in that man’s shoes.” Ryan said.

“Why?” Bill seemed shocked.

“He’s been under so much stress,” Ryan said. “On top of all of the wrestlers he needs to keep happy, he has The Don hounding him every week. He has nuisances like the Uncensored and Nik VanCore situation to deal with. He’s just in a very tough position.”

“He knew what the title of his job was when he accepted it.” Bill stated.

“That still doesn’t make it any easier.” Ryan said.

Morpheus walked into the ring and headed towards the ring announcer where he was handed a microphone.

Straight away, Morpheus said, “Cut the music.” His request was immediately accepted and the music was cut short. “Alright. First things first, right?” He paused to shift through his thoughts. “What happened at Escape was atrocious. Nik VanCore’s actions are NOT going to be tolerated any longer. He will be put to a stop. And it starts tonight!” Everyone in the building cheered.

Morpheus continued. “I can’t say what’s going to happen. All that matters is that the situation is being handled.” The fans booed. “I know. I know. It’s not the best news in the world. But what I do have to tell you is that at Destruction on April 29th, Uncensored will get his rematch against…”

He couldn’t say another word. “Still Fly” by Devil Wears Prada roared throughout the arena. Instant jeers from the fans. Nik VanCore had warned the audience he would be heading to the ring to interrupt SHOW’s President of Operations. It would appear as if he was going to make due on his threat.

He pushed his way through the curtains. He had the SHOWorld Championship around his shoulder. He was wearing the finest silk shirt the audience had ever seen. As soon as he stepped to the center of the entry’s stage, a fan’s beverage imploded, having been thrown against nVc’s head. Nik turned to face the direction the cup had been ejected. He pointed and yelled angrily towards the crowd.

He wiped away as much of the liquid as he could with a single swipe across his face. From there, he walked down the ramp and entered the ring. He got right in Morpheus’ face and spat at him. The spit had landed on his boss’ eye. Right away, Morpheus dropped the microphone and tried to remove the salvia from his optical cavity.

“What a disgrace! Nik VanCore is the lowest form of scum I have EVER seen hold that title!” Ryan Harms declared, having been disgusted with what had happened.

“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” Bill stated.

The music stopped playing as the SHOWorld Champion reached down and picked up the microphone.

“HOW DARE YOU?!” Nik screamed in Morpheus’ ear. Morpheus was still slightly bent over having still been temporarily blinded. “I am NEVER going to face Uncensored again. EVER. Do I need to remind you who I am? I am the SHOWorld Heavyweight Champion.”

After the last sentence spoken, nVc lifted the title above his head. Morpheus had finally recovered and looked at the belt that he had originated. After that final sentence, the fans booed. They knew what he said was a cold, hard fact. They didn’t appreciate the champion rubbing it in their face.

To the audience’s dismay, Nik VanCore continued. “Without me, the SHOW dies, remember? Without me, everything falls apart. This ‘Destruction’ that you’re talking about, it happens instantly. Uncensored’s has had plenty of opportunities to take this championship from me. And he’s failed each and every time. Do you know why? He lets everything else cloud his judgment. He lets his heart and his thoughts cloud what he should be keeping as his focus. That is something I’ll NEVER do.”

“Is that so?” A voice asked. It wasn’t Morpheus’ In fact, it took the crowd a moment to realize someone had appeared on the SHOWMe Screen. It wasn’t too much longer after that that the cameras caught a glimpse of it as well.

Uncensored was backstage.

“It’s a shame it’s come to this Nik.” Uncensored said into the camera that was in front of him. The foul mouthed S.O.B. seemed to be in some sort of physical struggle. With the view being strictly a close up on his face, it was hard to determine what exactly was happening. “You just had to keep digging, didn’t you? You had to keep digging until you found pay dirt. Well, guess what, cunt rag? You’ve found it.”

The camera zoomed out of its position. Uncensored was restraining Chyler Lockhart. He had one arm wrapped around her stomach. The other’s hand was covering her mouth. Some fans cheered.

“You say you’re never going to fuckin’ face me again, huh?” Uncensored said. “Well, let’s make this shit interesting. You’re not only going to face me again. It’s going to happen right now.”

Nik VanCore was absolutely infuriated. He was shouting at Morpheus. He was trying to control this uncontrollable situation.

“You’re going to face me tonight. If you get yourself disqualified, you lose the SHOWorld Championship. If you get yourself counted out, you lose the SHOWorld Championship. And if TNR even comes out into the arena, you lose the SHOWorld Championship.” Uncensored announced. “This is it, Nik. If you win, you won’t ever have to step foot into another ring with me. EVER. But no matter what happens out there, there will be no immediate rematch. Not if I lose. Not if you lose.”

Nik shouted, “AND WHAT IF I DON’T ACCEPT?!”

Uncensored laughed briefly. “I think you know what happens, don’t you?” He said with a smile.

“Fine!” Nik yelled. “Get out here. I don’t give a shit! You know as well as I do, you could NEVER beat me, Will! I’ll put you in your place. I’ll humiliate you. I’ll…”

Uncensored interrupted him. “…SHUT THE FUCK UP.”

Uncensored let go of Chyler and hurried towards the ring. “Kill Fuck Die” by W.A.S.P. began to play inside of the arena.

Everyone was about to witness a SHOWorld Championship match.





SHOWorld Championship
Nik VanCore vs. Uncensored

“Kill Fuck Die” continued to play inside of the arena. The fans were filled with excitement. No one would have ever guessed when they purchased their tickets that this would be the main event of the evening.

This could very well be the very last time anyone would ever see Uncensored and Nik VanCore square off in the squared circle. The history that these two share has been well documented.

I doubt there’s really any need to expand on it any further.

“This situation is out of that man’s hands.” Ryan noted as the cameras followed Morpheus’ exit from the arena.

“Ryan,” Bill called out, “this isn’t fair!”

“Payback usually isn’t” Ryan simply told his broadcast partner.

Nik was struggling to take off all of his fancy clothes. They sure weren’t going to be able to do much good for him tonight. He watched Morpheus walk up the ramp and anticipated the arrival of Uncensored.

Uncensored did show up in the arena much to the delight of the audience. He and Morpheus looked each other dead in the eyes as they walked passed one another. Morpheus gave the San Diego native a nod of approval.

Uncensored calmly and confidently walked down the steel ramp. However, he couldn’t contain his true feelings any longer. He charged towards the ring and slid under the bottom rope. As soon as he stood up, Nik VanCore had tackled him to the canvas. nVc pummeled the fallen champion with a flurry of right hands.

The foul mouthed S.O.B. was able to drive his left hand into Nik’s face. The blow was enough to weaken the champion to allow Uncensored to trade positions with him. Uncensored was now the one driving his fists into nVc.

Uncensored kept his eye on the prize he didn’t wait long before attempting to gain a victory with a lateral press.

ONE!

Nik kicked out as soon as the official’s hand tapped the canvas. Both men arose to their feet. Nik VanCore responded to Uncensored with an arm drag. Obviously, that wouldn’t be enough to keep Uncensored down. Thusly, nVc brought him back to the mat with a side headlock takedown. VanCore tried to sneak in a win and went for a cover of his own.

ONE!

Uncensored was able to wrap his arm around Nik VanCore’s head in a side headlock of his own. Uncensored, who was overly obviously the stronger of the two, was able to bring the pair of them to their feet from the awkward position. Uncensored headed towards the closest set of ropes. They both bounced off of the cables. Only Nik pushed Uncensored enough to relinquish the hold and ran to the opposite side of the ring.

Yet again, Uncensored came running off of the ropes and towards the side he had came from. Nik had moved closer to the center of the squared circle. nVc leaped into the air. Uncensored ducked under the champion after the leap frog. Afterwards, Uncensored finally stopped running. VanCore turned around. Uncensored tried to clothesline him down to the mat. But Nik was able to duck under that. Uncensored turned around and nVc sent him back down with a monkey flip.

Nik VanCore stood up right away. However, he went back down with a leg drop. Uncensored was able to roll away and returned to his feet. He kicked VanCore in the chest. When nVc fell back, Uncensored tried to leg drop him. But Nik was able to move out of harm’s way much like the foul mouthed S.O.B. had just seconds ago. Both men were able to stand up very quickly. However, they were facing the opposite direction of one another. Uncensored was the first to turn around. When nVc was able to, he saw the familiar black boot hastily coming towards his face.

VERBAL ASSAULT~!

The champion flopped to the canvas. Uncensored dropped down as well. He hooked a leg.

ONE!

TWO!

NOOOO!

Nik VanCore was able to shoot his shoulder off of the ring’s floor.

“Uncensored almost ran away with the match and it’s just begun!” Ryan said, having been awed by what had transpired in the bout.

“No worries,” Bill said casually. “He’ll be lucky to run away with his life at the end of this one.”

Uncensored was a bit reluctant to stand up. He allowed his frustrations to cloud his mind with what he knew needed to be done. When Uncensored was on his feet, nVc was already beginning to move around. The champion was quite obviously nowhere near ready to stay down long enough for the official to slap his hand three times in succession.

When Nik VanCore was on his hands and knees, Uncensored decided to give a little assistance. Uncensored under-hooked nVc’s left arm and pulled him to his feet. Uncensored placed his left leg on the back of Nik’s neck. However, Nik was one step ahead. Slowly, VanCore stood up straight, causing Uncensored to flip backwards, relinquishing their arms from each other.

Uncensored landed on the soles of his boots safely. However, he was given a kick to the mid-section for his troubles. nVc’s boot forced Uncensored to bend forwards slightly. Nik did some under-hooking of his own, only he had both of Uncensored’s arms secured. And Nik VanCore had the challenger’s head tucked between his legs.

nVc leaped into the air slightly while turning his body to the left. Of course, Uncensored’s entire body was moving along with nVc’s. Nik opened his legs as they were heading towards the collision with the canvas. Uncensored’s face bounced off of the mat.

BREAK AGE DRIVER~!

“The last time I saw that,” Ryan said, “Nik VanCore won his first SHOWorld Championship! This can’t be good.”

“You’re right.” Bill said. “It’s great!” Stereotypical… but Bill said it anyways.

With Nik VanCore’s right arm still wrapped around Uncensored’s left, he rolled the foul mouthed S.O.B. onto his back. Quickly enough, nVc placed his body atop of Uncensored’s and hooked a leg.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NOOOOOOOO!

Uncensored was able to place his boot on the bottom rope. The referee noticed this at the last millisecond. Nik let Uncensored’s leg flop to the mat. nVc grabbed two handfuls of Uncensored’s hair and started to drive the back of Uncensored’s head into the canvas repeatedly.

The camera’s microphone was able to pick up Nik VanCore screaming, “Stay down, God damn it! You’re NEVER going to get this belt from me. EVER! It’s MINE!”

Nik stopped the beating and stood up. However, he still had Uncensored’s hair in his grasp as well. Thusly, the both of them were back to a vertical basis. Nik still held onto the hair while he pushed Uncensored into the corner. nVc screamed at Uncensored some more, but the cameras were unable to catch anything distinct. Nik slapped the San Diego native across the face twice, still screaming at him.

nVc stepped onto the second rope after wrapping his arm around Uncensored head and neck. Nik pulled Uncensored out of the corner and sat on the top turnbuckle, looking for a tornado DDT by the looks of it. However, Uncensored was able to shoot two forearms onto nVc’s chest. Nik VanCore let go.

Uncensored grabbed nVc’s right leg and twisted his body when he set the leg outside of the ropes. Uncensored ascended to the second rope. That only led to him going to the top. Uncensored jumped slightly, wrapping his legs around Nik’s neck. Uncensored leaned backwards. This caused Nik VanCore to flip forwards and both of their bodies fell to the outside. The back of Nik VanCore’s head thudded off of the stiff padding in a moment that left some gasping for his well being.

Insert a fecal chant from the audience.

“Are you still so sure in your God King, Bill?” Ryan asked.

“Always.” Bill responded.

The huracanrana left both men motionless for several moments. The official checked on both of them. Obviously, he stayed with Nik VanCore a bit longer than he did with the challenger. Even more obvious was the fact that Uncensored started to stir before his opponent.

The foul mouthed S.O.B. grabbed onto the top of the ring’s apron and used it to pull himself back to his feet.  By that time, the official had already returned to the ring and began the dreaded 10 count. He was even able to bring the count up to four. By five, Uncensored was walking towards the fallen Nik VanCore, who still hadn’t moved a muscle. By six, Uncensored was bending down, looking to pick up nVc. By seven, they both were on their feet and moving closer to the ring with Uncensored doing the majority of the work. By eight Uncensored had rolled VanCore under the bottom rope.  And by nine, Uncensored was in the ring and on top of nVc’s body.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NOOOOOOO!

Nik VanCore was able to do what Uncensored had accomplished earlier. He placed his boot on the bottom rope just nanoseconds before losing the bout.

Uncensored was much slower to return to his feet. But he was able to find his way. The only thing Nik VanCore was able to do was take his foot off of the bottom rope and move his arms slightly. Once more, Uncensored looked to pick up the fallen champion. The fallen God King.

This God King showed his wrath, instead. He gave Uncensored a low blow. The referee was in a position that disallowed a decent vantage point. Uncensored bent forward, feeling the effects of the blow. Apparently, that wasn’t enough evidence for the referee to disqualify the champion and hand the SHOWorld Championship to Uncensored.

“DAMN IT, BILL!” Ryan said, having been furious with what had happened in the ring. “You know as well as I do, that was COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!”

“Hey,” Bill said calmly, “Uncensored started this. He didn’t need to kidnap Chyler the way he did. He brought this on himself.”

“You know how hypocritical of a statement that was?!” Ryan shot back. “What about the months of torture Nik has Uncensored and his fiancé through? What about what happened at Escape? Nik VanCore drove Uncensored to this point. Desperate men do desperate things.”

“And Nik VanCore is desperate to keep his title,” Bill rebutted. “Get over yourself, Ryan.”

Nik’s body started to give out on him. He needed to keep Uncensored grounded, or at least make sure he doesn’t retaliate. Thusly, the champion locked in a sleeper hold and let Uncensored’s body hit the canvas.

Several moments of practical nothingness went by. Nik VanCore kept applying more and more pressure. Uncensored started to fade away. Soon, his body became the equivalent of dead weight. “He’s out!” Nik screamed at the official.

The referee noticed this. He went down beside both men and grabbed Uncensored’s wrist. He lifted up the man’s arm and dropped it. “ONE!” The official called out. He repeated the process. Again, Uncensored’s arm fell. “TWO!” The official called out. The referee grabbed Uncensored’s arm and dropped it. It was over.

The official got into the position to call out “THREE!” But Uncensored showed a sign of life. He kept his arm from hitting the mat a third time. His arm shook to keep himself awake. He was even able to pull his body off of the canvas. Both men stood up.

Uncensored threw his elbow backwards, connecting with Nik VanCore’s jaw. He did this two more times before the champion abandoned the submission hold. Uncensored ran towards the ropes. He attempted a clothesline, but Nik VanCore ducked it. Uncensored turned around. He found himself in welcoming arms.

QUO VADIS CLASSIC~!

Indeed, Nik VanCore had tucked his arm under Uncensored’s chin. Nik VanCore even jumped off of the floor. Nik VanCore fell backwards. And Nik VanCore drove Uncensored’s have into the ring’s unforgiving mat.

Upon impact, Uncensored bounced and turned his body around. Slowly nVc slithered his body towards the fallen challenger. The fallen foul mouthed S.O.B.

Nik VanCore went for a lateral press. Both arms were locked around Uncensored’s leg. It was certainly epidemic.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

And that was it.

Uncensored put everything on the line. His one, last opportunity to take the title from the man he has hated for eight years. And it was thrown right out of the door.

The official stood up and called for the bell. The ring announcer declared that Nik VanCore had won the match and he was STILL SHOWorld Champion. “Still Fly” played in the arena to a chorus of boos.

Or…

…at least that’s certainly how Nik VanCore thought the match was going to end up.

Instead… you know… in reality… Uncensored kicked out of the pin. Leaving Nik VanCore frustrated, appalled, and unbelieving.

Nik VanCore stood up as quick as his body would physically allow. He marched his way towards the referee. He barked and shouted. He was understandably upset. However, the official told him, Uncensored kicked out before the three count. Nik VanCore let his anger get the best of him. He shoved the referee. The referee responded with a shove of his own.

The official seemed to put an extra oomph in his step. The pushed was enough to have turned Nik VanCore around. And by then, it was too late for the champion.

VERBAL ASSAULT~!

Again, the champion felt the effects of the superkick. He was down, as was Uncensored. But it didn’t take long for the challenger to make the cover.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Nik VanCore shot up his shoulder. Uncensored couldn’t believe it.

“Bill, even you have to appreciate this match!” Ryan declared.

“Of course,” Bill said. “Nik VanCore is still in this thing! You know as much as I do, he’s going to walk out with the SHOWorld Championship as always! Ha ha!”

Both men were physically drained. Neither wanted to continue with the match. Neither had moved. Both of them knew that this was it. This would be the final time, at least for a long time, that they would share a squared circle. Both wanted to do as much damage to the other. That was it. It was their hatred for one another that pushed them both off of the mat.

Uncensored rolled around prior to pushing himself off of the canvas. He and Nik VanCore were face to face in the exact same position as each other. They both had the exact same infuriated expression on their face.

While still on his hands and knees, Uncensored threw his right hand at Nik VanCore’s jaw. Nik VanCore responded by doing the same thing to Uncensored. Again. And again. And again. And again. They traded punches. They all found their mark somewhere on the other’s face.

They continued to trade blows as they stood up. Each punch was coming faster and faster. Harder and Harder. Uncensored tried a quick clothesline. Much like the entire match, nVc ducked again. Both turned around. Nik set up for the Quo Vadis Classic, but he was given an elbow for his troubles. When he stepped away, they both were facing the opposite direction of each other. But they both quickly turned around. Uncensored shot up his leg and aimed his boot at nVc’s face. But the champion sidestepped him while pushing his leg downward. Uncensored was the only one to turn around this time.

nVc gave Uncensored a kick to the mid-section. That was followed by Nik tucking Uncensored’s head between his legs and trying to hook the arms. But Uncensored stood up, flipping VanCore. nVc flipped so much that he landed on his feet.

He turned around…

VERBAL ASSAULT~!

Nik fell down. He crashed against the mat. Uncensored fell down right on top of him.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

And that was it. No, seriously this time.

The bell rang.

“Kill Fuck Die” played in the arena.

Thousands of people jumped to their feet.

Eight long, hard, struggling years. Uncensored finally accomplished the unthinkable.

He was the SHOWorld Champion.

WINNER: Uncensored, NEW SHOWorld Champion



Who's Smiling Now?
Uncensored was handed the SHOWorld Championship from the official.

“HE DID IT!” Ryan yelled in his headset’s microphone. “This is where
he started. In our company, this man came from nothing. And now, he’s at the top of the world! It’s been an eight year journey and all of the hard work has FINALLY paid off!”

“NO, NO, NO, NO, NO,” Bill said filled with disappointment. “Not like this! Not to him!”

Uncensored was in the same place in the ring as when he fell on top of Nik VanCore. Only, he was on his knees. Holding the SHOWorld Championship above his head.

nVc, of course had already rolled out of the ring and returned to the backstage area. Some smarks would say that he no sold the win. He was getting out of that embarrassing predicament as quick as he could.

Jessica Styles had snuck her way into the ring. She walked over to her soon-to-be husband and walked into his arms. He said something in her ear. Sweat poured onto her gorgeous dress. But neither of them cared. This was their moment. This was what Uncensored has waited for, for eight long, hard, struggling years.

This was his moment to shine.

Until it happened.

The same fan from eScape had hopped over the rail yet again. His face was painted white and blue. But it was fairly hard to see with this black hair covering it. This time, the sign he held read, “Who’s Smiling Now?”

Security tried to rush the scene. But they weren’t fast enough. Before they could even get down the aisle, this fan had grabbed a microphone and slid into the ring. He ran towards the happy couple and gave Jessica a forearm to the back of her head.

Obviously, this only pissed Uncensored off. He turned to the fan and didn’t even think. He threw a punch in that direction. But the apparent, “smiley guy,” as Morpheus called him, dodged the bullet and drove the bottom of the microphone into Uncensored’s temple. The new SHOWorld Champion fell down instantly.

The man turned to the security. He extended his arm and showed them his palm. He brought the microphone to his mouth.


“WHOA~!” The uniquely high yet slow pitched voice said. He lowered his arm and reached into his back pocket. “Calm down, dudes. There’s no need for all of this. I’m a contracted employee. The documents are right here!” This voice was sounding more and more familiar.

The man tossed the stack of papers at the security. Cameras cut to the aisle where Morpheus was hurrying his way down to ringside to handle the situation, or at least get control of it.

“Heh heh heh,” the man laughed. “The big boy himself is here. Hey Morph, where’s your smile?” The apparent contracted, ‘smiley guy’ asked SHOW’s President of Operations. “I know where I can find at least one smile.”

The man dropped to a knee beside Uncensored. He reached into his right pocket and pulled something out of it. It was too small to really see what it was. Either way. He covered the SHOWorld Champion’s head with his body as his right arm maneuvered in indistinct directions. When he stood up, Uncensored’s face was revealed. The man used lipstick to draw a blue smile on Uncensored’s mouth.

“Check the contract, Morph.” The man said, looking back at the president. He bent down to pick up the sign he held when he entered the ring. “Hey Morph,” The man called out. He tossed the microphone out to Morpheus and pointed at the sign.

He was visibly laughing. He threw the sign to Morpheus. He caught it and tore it twice. The man was laughing so hard that he had to place both hands on his abdomen and bent forward slightly.

The man in the ring turned around. He tilted his head slightly when he set his eyes on the fallen Jessica Styles. He walked closer to her. However, he just stepped over her body and exited the ring. He started to make his way to the backstage, much like the most of the security guards had. But he turned around and quickly leaned into the ring. He pulled Jessica’s prone body out and carried her as if he were taking her into their honeymoon suite.

He walked up the aisle, up the ramp and onto the stage. That’s when he turned to the fans and smiled widely and brightly.

The show was brought to static.


Good Evening, Heartaches
After the show, most of the locker room had already cleared. In fact, I was still the only one back there. I was looking in a mirror. I was so pissed. The bastard has taken everything from me.

He took my fans. My girlfriend. Now the asshole has gotten away with taken my title. It’s all because he is good friends with Ryan. He’s good friends with Morpheus. And to them, I’m just some junkie.

Fuck them.

This is bullshit.

I struggled to open up the bottle my hands were so shaky. I was that pissed. I still can’t believe they’re letting him get away with this shit.

Uncensored will pay. He has too. All thieves do, don’t they? Isn’t that what we’re told? Isn’t that what Hollywood tells us? The bad guys always lose in the end. Always. No one is worse than William Banks.

They love him. He doesn’t give a shit about them. They’re nothing but dollar signs to him.

When the bottle was open I tilted it up and let the pills fall in my mouth. I don’t know how many there were. Five? Six? Seven? Eight? Who knows? The grabbed my bottle of water. That was equally as hard to open. I swallowed the pills.

Nothing.

Instant, satisfying nothing.

The shaking calmed down. But it was still ever apparent.

Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die.

The bottle was still in my hand.

That’s when I heard her voice.

“Nik?” Chyler said to me. I didn’t respond.

Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die.

That’s all that ran through my head.

“C’mon baby,” she tried to say to me. “Stevie, Dagan, and you know who are already at the hotel. We’ve still got to work out the deal with him, babe.” I didn’t hear a word of it.

Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die. Uncensored must die.


CREDITS:
Onto Your Own Self Destruction
- Ryan
No Respect - Ryan
Some Assistance Required - Ryan

Brian Douglas and "Ziggy" Wagge D. vs. Troy Adams
- Ryan
Title vs. Mask? - Ryan
Boredom Kills
- Ryan
Unnecessary? - Ryan
Everything or Nothing at All - Ryan
Uncensored vs. Nik VanCore
- Ryan
Who's Smiling Now? - Ryan
Good Evening, Heartaches - Travis Beaven                  GOT YOU AGAIN~! It was Ryan, sillies